How to do the things....like 50 of them...

1. How to tie shoes
2. How to tie a tie
3. How to make rice
4. How to fix a car
5. How to plant a tree
6. How to make a sculpture
7. How to make fire
8. how to make sushi
9. How to zip up a jacket
10. How to catch a goose
11. How to calm a dog
12. How to split a bill/check
13. How to make a romantic dinner
14. How to make a movie
15. How to rent a car
16. How to change a diaper
17. How to replace batteries in the remote
18. How to change a tablet pen nib
19. How to change a tire
20. How to comb your hair
21. How to summon a demon
22. How to expel a ghost
23. How to date a zombie
24. How to get out of a date with a vampire
25. How to fake your way through wizard school
26. How to bound a soul to an inanimate object
27. How to play baseball with a bear
28. How to help an alien blend in
29. How to scare termites out of your home
30. How to get a job
31. How to get a job at a witches shop
32. How to get out of a krakens grasp
33. How to get sucked into another dimension
34. How to turn back time
35. How to capture animals like Pokemon
36. How to build a house out of paper/straw
37. How to fight Chicken
38. How to make a suit out of socks
39. How to find buried treasure
40. How to seduce a demon
41. How to educate a mummy
42. How to grow babies in your garden
43. How to become tiny
44. How to break your pack with an evil entity
45. How to resist temptation
46. How to morph into an animal
47. How to sign on a shark
48. How to live among dolphins
49. How to find Atlantis
50. How to break into an evil lair